"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."

-- Steven Wright

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“Truth is the root of all the charities.”
“I make myself rich by making my wants few.”
“In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing.”
“The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.”
“Death can sneak up on you like a silent kitten, surprising you with its touch and you have a right to act surprised. Other times death stomps in the front door, unwanted and unannounced, and makes its noisy way to your seat on the sofa.”
“No tongue is able to declare the greatness of the love that Jesus bears to every soul: and therefore this Spouse, when he would leave this earth, in order that his absence might not cause us to forget him, left us as a memorial this Blessed Sacrament, in which he himself remained; for he would not that there should be any other pledge to keep alive our remembrance of him than he himself.”
“The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.”

Source : "Answers To Non Muslims Common Questions About Islam". Book by Zakir Naik, 2008.
“I quote others in order to better express myself.”

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