"I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Educational Quotes #Kids Quotes

“To have something which one particularly wants to do is more important than anything else. It is even more important than succeeding in that thing you want to do. In fact it does not matter if you fail, but it does matter that you do or do not want to do something.”
“The new republic should be based on diversity, respect and equal rights for all.”
“I find languages that support just one programming paradigm constraining”
“Misery won't touch you gentle. It always leaves its thumbprints on you; sometimes it leaves them for others to see, sometimes for nobody but you to know of.”

Source : "The Farming of Bones". Book by Edwidge Danticat, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 1998.
“To do what you imply would require nothing short of divine intervention. You must change man, not systems.”

Source : Rafael Sabatini (2016). “Scaramouche (Diversion Classics)”, p.8, Diversion Books
“Enthusiasm is as good a thing in the Church as fire is in a cook stove.”
“What is there in life except one's ideas, Good air, good friend, what is there in life?”
“If we truly trust no one, we cannot survive.”

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