"What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it."

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Jim Gaffigan

#Television Quotes #Enthusiasm Quotes

“I've never found it helpful to treat fate with a gentle hand. Everytime I've stroked, hopin' fer a favor, she's slapped me hand and laughed at me. If ye want something, take fate by the throat and shake it out o' her.”

Source : Karen Hawkins (2009). “Sleepless in Scotland”, p.82, Simon and Schuster
“We appear to be programmed with the idea that there are 'things' outside of our self, and some are conscious, and some are not.”
“Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious goals to improve efficiency of our cars. What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.”
“Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight.”
“I'm exhausted almost all the time.”
“I'm a freeborn man of the travelling people. Got no fixed abode, and no man is my master. Country lanes and byways were always my ways. I never fancied going faster.”
“My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?”
“If we hold the married man accountable for finances gone legally awry, then the married woman should be held accountable for children who go awry.”

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