"Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you."

-- George Carlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.”
“May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.”
“A man is only as strong as the woman who holds him.”
“I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.”
“teaching meant for the hands enters most easily through the eyes.”
“A free and truly independent press - fiercely independent when necessary - is the red beating heart of freedom and democracy.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 28, 2014
“To this day, I enjoy nature, the luxury of undisturbed wilderness, forests, mountains, lakes, rivers and deserts and their wildlife. But I also know that the greatest danger to their perpetuity is the pressure of human population.”
“Before the election, I reported on a story about a counterintelligence officer from another service sending reports to the FBI saying that his sources in Russia were saying that Moscow tried for years to cultivate and co-opt Donald Trump. I'm not saying that happened. I'm saying I hope the FBI took a strong look, because it is really hard to believe that a president-elect would be so callous in how he approaches this issue and so dismissive of the seriousness of it.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org

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