"You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd."

-- Sam Kinison

#Morning Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“To be the best, I had to work harder than everyone else.”
“In war, whichever side may call itself the victor, there are no winners, but all are losers.”

Source : Speech at Kettering, 3 July 1938, in The Times 4 July 1938
“The airplane has had a big impact on my life.”
“Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work.”
“Instead, we linger over a luxury that costs nothing: Imagining what may be.”
“Emergency does not increase granted power or remove or diminish the restrictions imposed upon power granted or reserved. The Constitution was adopted in a period of grave emergency. Its grants of power to the federal government and its limitations of the power of the States were determined in the light of emergency, and they are not altered by emergency.”
“I think you can't dip your toe in and dip your toe out. I think either you're in it or you're not.”

Source : Source: www.cosmopolitan.com
“I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.”

Source : "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

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