Jeff Stilson Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. 1959
I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.
source: "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
