"I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team."

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Source : "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

Jeff Stilson

#Football Quotes #Jesus Quotes #Hate Quotes

“Racism is a way to gain economic advantage at the expense of others. Slavery and plantations may be gone, but racism still allows us to regard those who may keep us from financial gain as less than equals.”
“My main ambition in life is to be on the Devil's most wanted list.”
“Men tend to feel threatened; women tend to feel guilty.”
“Remember, when incited to slander, that it is only he among you who is without sin that may cast the first stone.”
“The truth of good economic doctoring is to know the general principles, and to really know the specifics. To understand the context, and also, to understand that an economy may need some tender loving care, not just the so-called hard truths, if it's going to get by.”
“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.”
“Love is the business of the idle, but the idleness of the busy.”
“Many people nowadays live in a series of interiors...disconnected from each other. On foot everything stays connected, for while walking one occupies the spaces between those interiors in the same way one occupies those interiors. One lives in the whole world rather than in interiors built up against it.”

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