"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac."

-- Dennis Miller

#Iraq Quotes #Would Be Quotes #Bags Quotes

“See if you can approach your own practice with a healthy combination of mindfulness, playfulness, precision, and curiosity”

Source : Cyndi Lee (2004). “Yoga Body, Buddha Mind”, p.24, Penguin
“The desire to be and have a sister is a primitive and profound one that may have everything or nothing to do with the family a woman is born to. It is a desire to know and be known by someone who shares blood and body, history and dreams.”

Source : Elizabeth Fishel (1979). “Sisters: shared histories, lifelong ties”, Red Wheel
“Time is the best killer.”
“Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn't say that to my face in a dark alley where it's just me and him and no witnesses.”
“I wanna be the best at what I do. I wanna sing, I wanna dance, I wanna act. That's about it.”
“Government is the agent of those who are too refined to do their own mugging.”
“When you have no helpers, see your helpers in God. When you have many helpers, see God in all your helpers. When you have nothing but God, see all in God. When you have everything, see God in everything. Under all conditions, stay thy heart only on the Lord.”
“Beloved, it is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer.”

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