"Smoking cures weight problems, eventually."

-- Steven Wright

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“You never know what you will learn till you start writing. Then you discover truths you never knew existed.”
“We are living in a demented world. And we know it. It would not come as a surprise to anyone if tomorrow the madness gave way to afrenzy which would leave our poor Europe in a state of distracted stupor, with engines still turning and flags streaming in the breeze, but with the spirit gone.”
“I was 13 and at summer camp when I had my first kiss.”
“Cupid "the little greatest enemy."”
“Was he smart enough? Introspective enough? Was it just enough to love him, or should I attach myself to someone who seemed farther ahead of me, someone smarter and more ambitious than me, who'd be sure to carry me along into the version of adulthood I thought I should be striving for?”
“As your life is in His hands, so are the days of your life. But donâ€™t let the sands of time get into the eye of your vision to reach those who sit in darkness. They simply must hear.”
“I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'”
“Smile, breathe and go slowly." - Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Zen monk, author and peace activist.”

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