"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!"

-- Jay Leno

#Country Quotes #Talking Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Mistakes were made is something we heard back in '92, and that has sort of been the Clinton administration's mantra. I can't imagine that Al Gore is going to pick up that statement and carry it through the next election.”
“I have it on good authority-from the roads department chief, Mr. Arpin-that it will not snow after the fifteenth of March.”
“I smile and play pretend through the Morning Show in the kitchen.”
“Under the rules of a society that cannot distinguish between profit and profiteering, between money defined as necessity and money defined as luxury, murder is occasionally obligatory and always permissible.”
“Acting is what I've pursued since I was a child.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The heart is something else. Nobody knows what's going to happen,' I said”
“A man is what he is on his knees, and no more.”
“Gos bless America, my home sweet home.”

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