"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

-- Marc Maron

#Easter Quotes #Israel Quotes #Jerusalem Quotes

“It's always hard when you've known a person a long time and then you have to recognise that you have nothing left in common but your memories.”
“I think half of what a trainer does is make you feel shame if you dont show up.”
“Let's get rid of all the economic (expletive) this country represents! Bring it on, I hope the Muslims win!”
“Money or no money, acting is my calling”
“I think Islam has been hijacked by the idea that all Muslims are terrorists; that Islam is about hate, about war, about jihad - I think that hijacks the spirituality and beauty that exists within Islam. I believe in allowing Islam to be seen in context and in its entirety and being judged on what it really is, not what you think it is.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Um, yeah 15-year-olds don't lead at an LPGA event all the time. But like I said, I'm very surprised. I've been playing really good golf and I'm confident with my game.”
“Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?”
“Most music is metaphor, but Wolff is not. I am not metaphor either. Parable, maybe. Cage is sermon.”

Source : Morton Feldman (2006). “Morton Feldman Says: Selected Interviews and Lectures 1964-1987”

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