"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."

-- Steven Wright

#Inspirational Quotes #Life Quotes #Motivational Quotes

“Teaching others, he corrected himself.”
“As a person who grew up in a border town, it is important to me that I use my education and my art to tell human stories of an otherwise neglected and marginalized community.”
“I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.”
“If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted.”

Source : Rep. Steve Stockman @StockmanSenate, twitter.com. April 11, 2013.
“Days off are few and far between in the restaurant business. But on an hour off, I like to have a glass of wine with my wife.”
“The less manifest the work, the stronger: as though a secret law demanded it always be hidden in what it shows, thus showing what must remain hidden, only showing it, in the end, by dissimulation.”
“In the world at large we seldom vote for a principle or a given state of affairs. We vote for a man who pretends to believe in that principle or promises to achieve that state. We don't want a man, we want a condition of peace and plenty-- or, it may be, war and want-- but we must vote for a man.”
“What says the law? You will not kill. How does it say it? By killing!”

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