"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."

-- Emo Philips

#Pain Quotes #Real Quotes #Men Quotes

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.”
“Lovers are rarely the most rational beings in creation...”
“Liberty cannot be guaranteed by law. Nor by any thing else except the resolution of free citizens to defend their liberties.”
“The slothful are always ready to engage in idle talk of what will be done tomorrow, and every day after.”
“I donate lots to charity. I don't necessarily tell everybody the number or what I do.”
“Most people would look at an animal in a cage and instinctively feel that it should be set free. . . . It's a dangerous world out there, filled with predators. . . . What would you prefer? A comfortable, safe, warm, cosy life in a cage, or an uncertain life of freedom.”

Source : Scarlett Thomas (2012). “Going Out”, p.6, Canongate Books
“I wanted to do pretty much a purely boy story, yes. The girls are kind of the bad guys in 'Marble Season', although that wasn't my intention. It's also a world without adults.”

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