"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Reality Quotes

“As you go along, you literally collect places. I'm fed up with going to places; I shan't go to anymore.”
“You learn your lines as well as you can and you go in there and go with whatever is thrown at you. Sometimes you don't know whether or not they're going to break the scene up, so you don't have to do it all at one time.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“If the person or artist doesn't touch it, and if the camera stays relatively far away from it, it doesn't really have to be real.”

Source : "What goes into designing The Biggest Loser's sets, stages, and chill rooms?". Interview with AVC, tv.avclub.com. June 27, 2016.
“Life is a cruel teacher. She loves to give you the test first and the lesson later.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 25, 2017
“We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly.”
“the Republicans think they have a corner on morality ...”
“The greatest teachers are the ones that turn a B student into an A student, or a failing student into a B student.”
“Sometimes you have to confront your demons and sometimes even let them loose to genuinely find a place where you can gain some understanding.”

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