"There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Son Quotes #Lists Quotes

“I'm incredibly grateful for the time I spent with STOMP and even more so for the skills and awareness I developed as a performer during that time.”
“The biggest problem in politics is that you help some S.O.B. get what he wants and then he throws you out of the train.”
“Don't be constantly selling and shilling. Figure out how you can help others, tell them stories, and share openly everything you know so that people will recognize you as someone that they can trust, who won't turn them off by constantly trying to sell them something.”
“Jesus defied all of these rules. He taught in the outer courts of the Temple so women could join the audience.”
“Perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I should simply recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.”
“It was one to three football fields in length. It was massive, about 300 feet above the ground. It had three lights on the points of its triangle and a large red light beneath.”

Source : "Reach Out And Touch ... An Extraterrestrial". St. Paul Pioneer Press, May 08, 1993.
“My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been across the street at work for a while, they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.”
“Take hints from other women in the office. We are very fortunate to be in a generation where there are a lot of older women in the office. Take a look at what they're wearing.”

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