"I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early."

-- Jack Benny

#Love You Quotes #Meetings Quotes

“Women may be whole oceans deeper than we are, but they are also a whole paradise better. She may have got us out of Eden, but as a compensation she makes the earth very pleasant.”
“The history of art is filled with people who did not live long enough to enjoy a sympathetic public, and their misery argues that criticism should try to speed justice.”
“Those who meant well behaved in the same way as those who meant badly.”
“Ultimately I have learned more about poetry, from music and magic than from literature.”
“Why me?" she asked, holding on to him. "Because you cared," he whispered. "You cared so much for your people, it broke your heart to see the pack in ruins. You cared so much for your mother, you risked your life for hers. You cared enough to save someone who wanted you dead. And because you walk like a queen.”

Source : Annette Curtis Klause (2007). “Blood and Chocolate”, p.264, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
“You need experience around you when you are a young player. You need to know how to run a team, to lead a team and to play as a team which means, your team has leaders but you still function as a team.”

Source : Source: www.china.org.cn
“Everything Dies. That is the law of life-the bitter unchangeable law”
“The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art.”

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