"How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?"

-- Jay Leno

#Government Quotes #Worried Quotes #Starting Quotes

“The truest end of life is to know the life that never ends.”
“Une histoire d'amour dont les Ã©pisodes ont Ã©tÃ© mÃ©langÃ©s par un fou”
“Global warming is such a politically charged issue that we are losing our perspective on the issue and more importantly losing an open forum from which to discuss the issue. If we lose the right or comfort level to openly discuss and debate this issue we will not be able to tackle it efficiently and economically.”
“My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.”
“My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.”
“About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up.”
“Obviously fashion is a completely different world from football.”
“In any business, the more you learn, the more sympathetic you can be to other people's positions.”

Source : Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. December 1, 2010.

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