"As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They're called relatives."

-- Jay Leno

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“And thou my minde aspire to higher things; Grow rich in that which never taketh rust.”
“Bah! Suffragettes. I've no time for suffragettes. They made the biggest mistake in history. They went for equality. They should have gone for power!”
“I don't know if a song is going to be a hit or it's going to flop. I never know. I just do the music and if people like it, they like it.”
“I almost stopped teaching entirely. The worst thing for me is contact with students. I like universities without students. And I especially hate American students. They think you owe them something. They come to you ... Office hours!”
“There are no managers like there used to be managers.”
“Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.”

Source : Andy Warhol (2014). “The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again”, p.123, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“So, yes, I believe in angels, absolutely, I do.”
“What we know about diets hasn't changed. It still makes sense to eat lots of fruits and vegetables, balance calories from other foods, and keep calories under control. That, however, does not make front-page news.”

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