"Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wife is telling him to run. Of course, the big difference; if you ignore what God says you don't have to hear about it until the afterlife. That's the only difference."

-- Jay Leno

#Running Quotes #Texas Quotes #Afterlife Quotes

“Whoever tries to climb over our fence, we will try to climb over his house.”
“The phrase â€˜the Internet never forgetsâ€™ is complete bollocks”
“Every couple needs to argue now and then. Just to prove that the relationship is strong enough to survive. Long-term relationships, the ones that matter, are all about weathering the peaks and the valleys.”
“If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.”
“Fact: More people are killed each year by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.”
“My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being.”
“We want to be known for having original ideas, inspired hunches, and gut feelings that make a difference. Indeed, a "well-honed sixth sense"' is considered a measure of the good clinician. But being a good doctor also requires sticking with the best medical evidence, even if it contradicts your personal experience. We need to distinguish between gut feeling and testable knowledge, between hunches and empirically tested evidence.”

Source : Robert A. Burton, M.D., M.D. (2008). “On Being Certain: Believing You Are Right Even When You're Not”, p.164, Macmillan
“Iâ€™m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.”

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