"People treat having a kid as somehow retiring from success. Quitting. Have you seen a baby? Theyâ€™re pretty cute. Loving them is pretty easy. Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. Being happy is really the definition of success, isnâ€™t it?"

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Source : Jim Gaffigan (2013). “Dad Is Fat”, p.54, Crown Archetype

Jim Gaffigan

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“Don't make me sad, don't make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why.”
“Basketball has been my life and I worked at it so hard because I enjoyed it so much.”
“At the assassination of Caesar when Cassius says, "How many ages hence shall this our lofty scene be acted over in states unborn and accents yet unknown!" And you kind of went, "Never was there a truer word spoken."”

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“There's a presumption that somehow you calculate beforehand whether something is going to be good politically or not. I simply don't.”
“People get tired of talking about American exceptionalism, but I think this is an extraordinary thing about the United States, that we are a nation of immigrants, first of all, that is built upon a pluralistic society of native people that were here to begin with. The issue of diversity is really with us from the beginning.”

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“If you're dedicated to something and you put the time in, why should anyone have an opinion on it? Halif of the people who comment about women's boxing don't even watch it.”
“I do not envy the owners of very large gardens. The garden should fit its owner or his or her tastes, just as one's clothes do; it should be neither too large nor too small, but just comfortable.”
“As for procreation, no one in his right mind would say that it is the only activity devoid of a praiseworthy incentive. Those who reproduce, then, should not feel unfairly culled as the worst conspirators against the human race. Every one of us is culpable in keeping the conspiracy alive, which is all right with most people.”

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