"They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic."

-- Steven Wright

#Helping Quotes #Traffic Quotes #Expanding Quotes

“When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I'm with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.”
“There's been a load of compromising, on the road to my horizon, but I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me.”

Source : Glen Campbell, Tom Carter (1994). “Rhinestone cowboy: an autobiography”
“Each state pursues its own interest's, however defined, in ways it judges best. Force is a means of achieving the external ends of states because there exists no consistent, reliable process of reconciling the conflicts of interest that inevitably arise among similar units in a condition of anarchy.”

Source : Kenneth N. Waltz (2010). “Man, the State, and War: A Theoretical Analysis”, p.238, Columbia University Press
“With comedies, I like to be a producer, because comedies can get corny and go off track real fast.”
“The primary subject of fiction is and has always been human emotion, values, and beliefs.”

Source : John Gardner (2010). “The Art of Fiction: Notes on Craft for Young Writers”, p.14, Vintage
“That new technologies and techniques would be forthcoming was a fundamental article of Christian faith. Hence, no bishops or theologians denounced clocks or sailing ships-although both were condemned on religious grounds in various non-Western societies.”

Source : Rodney Stark (2007). “The Victory of Reason: How Christianity Led to Freedom, Capitalism, and Western Success”, p.48, Random House
“Don't talk of what you are 'going to do!' Do it!”

Source : William Morris Hunt (1976). “William Morris Hunt on painting and drawing”, Dover Pubns
“No life, if it is properly realized, is without cosmic importance.”

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