"In love, we are best pleased when we please others."

-- Norm MacDonald

“When we are young... we often experience things in the present with a nostalgia-in-advance, but we seldom guess what we will truly prize years from now.”
“Agriculture is the new golf”
“I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean?”

Source : "Still Loc'ed After Dark". Interview with Spence D., www.ign.com. June 2, 2000.
“You are already leaders. Your ideas, your actions and your decisions make a difference. More than any other generation, you have a voice. Social networking is changing how we interact - and it can change our world. You are in touch with peers from around the world. You understand the power of instant communication. I appeal to you to use that power for the common good, the power of communication and the power of networking.”
“I don't think the government should be in the trailer-park business. I don't think they know how to run a trailer park.”

Source : Interview with Sheila Heti, believermag.com. November 2007.
“Roman influence seeds itself, sprouting mighty oaks right through the modern forest of computers, digital disks, microviruses and space satellites.”
“The worst pair of opposites is boredom and terror. Sometimes your life is a pendulum swing from one to the other.”
“Climate change is a fact. Its consequences, damages and costs are already being felt around the globe.”

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