"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

-- Steven Wright

#Life Quotes #Peace Quotes #Ubuntu Quotes

“Being alive was all right then: he had not breathed like that for a long time.”
“Language is a serious weapon in shining and sharing Truth. It is also a serious weapon used in its distortion.”
“Suffering produces Character, and Character produces Hope, and Hope does not disappoint us”
“If you have to end up in the hospital, try to focus all your pain in your heart rather than your head.”
“The American people are not ready for the idea that everyone has at least a moral right to good, timely health care. They do agree they have a moral right, in critical cases, to have anything done to save their life, but they don't believe that anyone has a right not to fall that sick to begin with. So if you ask me, "Are we ever succumbing to some notions of solidarity as a nation?," I would say, "Not at all." I would describe us as a group of people who share a geography. That's a better description of Americans than that we're a real nation with a sense of solidarity.”

Source : "Frontline", www.pbs.org. November 10, 2007.
“I would hope that the staffs at juvenile detention centers and reform schools are carefully chosen so that there is a community of support and hope.”
“You jump off a cliff and you assemble an airplane on the way down.”
“If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.”

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