"My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite."

-- Dara O Briain

#Funny Quotes #Home Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Love is not a doing but a state of being - a relatedness, a connectedness to another mortal, an identification with her or him that simply flows within me and through me, independent of my intentions or my efforts.”

Source : Robert A. Johnson (1983). “We, understanding the psychology of romantic love”, Harper San Francisco
“Chess is intellectual gymnastics.”
“What's working for me is like when I go into the studio, I'm trying to get goosebumps.”

Source : "Eric Benet Interview: New Album, Staying Authentic, Passion for R&B, Potential Project with Tamia". Youknowigotsoul.com Interview, youknowigotsoul.com. October 5, 2016.
“I couldn't be more excited to return to the ING New York City Marathon.”
“I don't feel anything right now. I am just preparing, that's it.”
“You lose nothing through peace. You can lose everything through war.”
“And the law, that is the perfection of reason, cannot suffer anything that is inconvenient.”
“If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat”

Source : Wally Amos, Stu Glauberman (2011). “Watermelon Magic: Seeds Of Wisdom, Slices Of Life”, p.54, Simon and Schuster

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