"My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already."

-- Wendy Liebman

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“With the Internet, the greatest disseminator of bad data and bad information the universe has ever known, it's become impossible to trust any news from any source at all, because it's filtered through this crazy yenta gossip line. It's impossible to know anything.”

Source : interview with John Krewson, www.avclub.com. September 16, 1998.
“Honesty is reached through the doorway of grief and loss.”
“I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.”

Source : "Mark Hamill can't escape 'Star Wars' spotlight". The Associated Press Interview, www.today.com. May 10, 2005.
“Human rights are not a privilege conferred by government. They are every human being's entitlement by virtue of his humanity. The right to life does not depend, and must not be contingent, on the pleasure of anyone else, not even a parent or sovereign. ... You must weep that your own government, at present, seems blind to this truth.”
“Mental simulation is not as good as actually doing something. But it's the next best thing. And the right kind of a story is a simulation.”
“Bragging is often merely a ladder we build for ourselves out of words when we are afraid we are not tall enough in the eyes of the world. It is an unwitting confession to low self-esteem.”

Source : P. M. Forni (2010). “Choosing Civility: The Twenty-five Rules of Considerate Conduct”, p.62, Macmillan
“Appreciation empowers not just money transactions, but all interactions. Gratitude is one of the greatest meditations of a lifetime, the fastest attitude uplifter I know. Be grateful for all the good in your life and your good will only increase, along with your happiness.”
“All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars.”

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