"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour."

-- Steven Wright

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“I have principles and I am not going to be forced to compromise them.”

Source : Alan Sugar (2015). “Unscripted: My Ten Years in Telly”, p.210, Pan Macmillan
“The globalisation of information makes people aware of what they have - and have not. Problems and oppression are impossible to hide, and the new and powerful tools of information provide us with more opportunities than ever to react and act.”
“It is with many enterprises as with striking fire; we do not meet with success except by reiterated efforts, and often at the instant when we despaired of success.”
“Science is the key to our future, and if you donâ€™t believe in science, then youâ€™re holding everybody back. And itâ€™s fine if you as an adult want to run around pretending or claiming that you donâ€™t believe in evolution, but if we educate a generation of people who donâ€™t believe in science, thatâ€™s a recipe for disaster. We talk about the Internet. That comes from science. Weather forecasting. That comes from science. The main idea in all of biology is evolution. To not teach it to our young people is wrong.”

Source : "NBC Cheers 'Firebrand for Science' Bill Nye Pushing Climate Change". www.newsbusters.org. July 22, 2013.
“Breaking the world record in '92 was a very special personal moment, but I'd say my favorite moment as a decathlete was winning the Olympic gold medal.”
“Africaâ€™s story has been written by others; we need to own our problems and solutions and write our story.”
“We only really remember things for five years. After that, what we remember, what's actually etched in our brain is our memory of the thing, not the thing itself. And five years after that, what's left is our memory of the memory.”

Source : Laura Dave (2011). “The First Husband: A Novel”, p.33, Penguin
“Holy Purity is granted by God when it is asked for with humility.”

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