"I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you."

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Wendy Liebman

#Funny Quotes #Guy Quotes #Television Quotes

“I'm pretty sure a lot of directors would be thrilled to cast age appropriate roles. I am.”
“An army of experts assured us on a daily basis that this boom couldn't possibly crash like previous booms because this boom was still going on whereas all previous booms had ended.”
“I moved out of my house at 17 and half, I rented an apartment... I pulled all the things off. It was pretty amazing and I lived a pretty good life, I had a car and I was making good money.”
“To step toward your destiny, you have to step away from your security.”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 16, 2017
“Fiction leaves us so much work to do, allows the individual so much input; you have to see, you have to hear, you have to taste the madeleine, and while you are seemingly passive in your chair, you have to travel.”
“I kind of have a dilettantish spirit about me”
“In the light of her son's comment she reconsidered the scene at the mosque, to see whose impression was correct. Yes it could be worked into quite an unpleasant scene. The doctor had begun by bullying her, had said Mrs Callendar was nice, and then - finding the ground safe - had changed; he had alternately whined over his grievances and patronized her, had run a dozen ways in a single sentence, had been unreliable, inquisitive, vain. Yes, it was all true, but how false as a summary of the man; the essential life of him had been slain.”
“I'm not honestly a real student of animation. I never was into it all that much. I don't really watch any animated shows.”

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