"D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!"

-- Vic Reeves

“You cannot make progress without making decisions.”
“For years, we in publishing have been hearing from Catholic readers that they really yearn for Catholic fiction.”
“I only like naturalistic stories. I love short, fantastic stories that cast a spell over the reader, that transport you instantly to another place with another set of rules, somewhere imagined by someone else.”
“We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.”

Source : Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.119, Hachette UK
“We're at war against the ultimate evil in the world, and We're going to win.”
“The market is perfectly well supplied at the moment but spare capacity is very limited.”
“Remarks aren't literature.”
“I don't consider myself very principled. As a travelling musician, you have to adapt and adjust to different contexts every day. It is always difficult to connect preach and practice. For instance, I fly more in a year than I had hoped to do in my whole life. I eat what people serve me, not what I think is right. I tried writing songs that were principled, but always ended up contradicting myself when trying to convert the principles into practice. In fact, these days I try not to be too principled, but rather be pragmatic.”

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