"I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Thinking Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“Were all first loves like that? Somehow she doubted it; even now it struck her as being more real than anything she'd ever known. Sometimes it saddened her to think that she'd never experience that kind of feeling again, but then life had a way of stamping out that intensity of passion; she'd learned all too well that love wasn't always enough.”
“The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.”
“I think about all these influences and musical cultures, then the opinion of the audience is of course important, but when I'm working on an album or a new project, I'm not all the time thinking about what the audience will think about it.”
“I love the communication aspect with my athletes. I like the one on one time with my athletes but really its about making them better athletes and finding out what makes them tick.”
“I love the sea with its impenetrable fathoms, its wash and undertow, and rasp of shingle sucked anew.”
“The self is an oral society in which the present is constantly running a dialogue with the past and the future inside of one skin.”
“When a library is open, no matter its size or shape, democracy is open, too.”
“Everyone is against Harry (Truman) except the people.”

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