"There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice."

-- Jay Leno

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“I'll always have songs with a farm connotation on my albums. It's in the fabric of my music, and I plan to keep it that way.”
“It's very hard for me to say I'm sorry... but I do.”
“In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.”
“Poverty was not created by God. It is we who have caused it, you and I through our egotism.”
“It goes in streaks. But some things never go out of fashion.' Hunger artists, fat folks, giants, and dog acts come and go but real freaks never lose their appeal.”

Source : Katherine Dunn (2011). “Geek Love: A Novel”, p.384, Vintage
“As we mourn President Mandelaâ€™s passing we must ask ourselves the fundamental question - what shall we do to respond to the tasks of building a democratic, non-racial, non-sexist and prosperous South Africa, a people-centred society free of hunger, poverty, disease and inequality, as well as Africaâ€™s renaissance, to whose attainment President Nelson Mandela dedicated his whole life?”
“A good kitchen should be sufficiently remote from the principal apartments of the house, that the members, visitors, or guests of the family, may not perceive the odour incident to cooking, or hear the noise of culinary operations.”

Source : Isabella Beeton (2000). “Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management: Abridged edition”, p.101, OUP Oxford
“I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow.”

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