"I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic."

-- Richard Pryor

#Funny Quotes #Growing Up Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Working in the service of the dead, biographers quit their labors only when the sole remaining task is the impossible- resurrection.”
“Opportunities look a lot like work.”
“Mediocrity in politics is not to be despised. Greatness is not needed.”
“World War II proved a hypothesis that Alexis de Tocqueville advanced a century before: the war-fighting potential of a democracy is at its greatest when war is most intense; at its weakest when war is most limited. This is a lesson with enduring relevance to our own times - and our own wars.”
“The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.”
“You always know when you're going to arrive. If you go by car, you don't. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.”
“Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.”
“Luckily for writers - and unluckily for history - every scientific idea creates human conflict.”

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