"The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating."

-- Nick Thune

#Roommate Quotes

“The violence had broken out in both sides, but our philosophy as a party was very, very clear”

Source : "Ireland's Champion of Civil Rights". The Academy of Achievment Interview, www.achievement.org. June 08, 2002.
“If you didn't auction the [CO2] permits, it would represent the largest corporate welfare program that has ever been enacted in the history of the United States. All of the evidence is that what would occur is that corporate profits would increase by approximately the value of the permits.”
“There's a dance of mutual destruction going on between the media and politicians.”
“You can give in to the failure messages and be a bitter deadbeat of excuses. Or you can choose to be happy and positive and excited about life.”
“God does not always heal us instantly the way we think. He is not a jack-in-the-box God. But God is walking with me through this.”
“Freud has shown one thing very clearly: that we only forget our infancy by burying it in the unconscious; and that the problems of this difficult period find their solution under a disguised form in adult life.”

Source : Herbert Read (1963). “Selected Writings: Poetry and Criticism”
“I think we could have done a lot more great music, so I was disappointed that we didn't continue making records and touring, but it's hard to argue with 10 good years.”
“I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake.”

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