"Why is ***** against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesnâ€™t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?"

-- Bill Hicks

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“The substitutes are all on the bench, and that's where they'll start the match.”
“Don’t coach for the name on your business card”
“Lette me stande to the maine chance.”
“Oh! Duty is an icy shadow. It will freeze you. It cannot fill the heart's sanctuary.”

Source : Augusta Jane Evans (1859). “Beulah”, p.140
“I prefer to leave a little room in my bag to grab goodies when I'm travelling, but otherwise you need one good pair of shoes that can be worn day or night, a pair of black jeans, and a nice dress.”
“I cannot conceive how anybody in his right mind should go to a psychoanalyst.”
“Honest, open communication is the only street that leads us into the real world... We then begin to grow as never before. And once we are on this road, happiness cannot be far away.”

Source : John Powell, Loretta Brady (1985). “Will the real me please stand up?: so we can all get to know you! : 25 guidelines for good communication”, Thomas More Pr
“During a national crisis, we as a nation become a single community and no one should take advantage of a crisis.”

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