"A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke."

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Jenny Eclair

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“I had very steady and formal relationships with women. And I can say, I fell in love with women and it felt right.”
“Heart and head are the constituent parts of character; temperament has almost nothing to do with it, and, therefore, character is dependent upon education, and is susceptible of being corrected and improved.”
“It's much easier to become a hacker now. It was a private community before and you had to find your way in, like tumbling down a rabbit hole. Today, there are all-in-one desktops fully equipped with tools pre-built into the operating system, all related to hacking. They are all very powerful tools and free to download.”
“There is nothing for the modern man or woman to fear about most cases of cancer. Nothing except delay.”
“Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.”

Source : Wilkie Collins (2008). “The Woman in White”, p.396, ReadHowYouWant.com
“One should perform even an insignificant task with respect.”
“We trained hard ... but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.”

Source : "Merrill's Marauders: The truth about an incredible adventure" by Charlton Ogburn, harpers.org. January 1957.
“I'm intrigued by the way in which physical appearance can often direct a person's life; things happen differently for a beautiful woman than for a plain one.”

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