"If you don't think you're funny, no one else will."

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Joan Rivers

#Thinking Quotes

“Elegance is exquisite polish.”
“I believe in individuality, that everybody is special, and it's up to them to find that quality and let it live.”
“All religions have something to say about sex, and it rarely coincides with scientific knowledge of sex and sexuality.”
“Andrew Keen was so typically brilliant and entertaining at LeWeb 2007 that we booked him for Le Web 2009.”
“It makes me feel good. Being a foreigner, (the American fans) they make me feel like I'm a citizen of this country.”
“The most sinister aspect of Jack is his detachment, his ability to distance himself from his feelings.”
“I do a lot of challenges I run marathons and stuff like that and I like to challenge myself.”
“Strong, proactive obedience is anything but weak or passive. It is the means by which we declare our faith in God and qualify ourselves to receive the powers of heaven. Obedience is a choice. It is a choice between our own limited knowledge and power and Godâ€™s unlimited wisdom and omnipotence.”

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