"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

-- Emo Philips

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Limits Quotes

“People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.”
“The issue of guns, as president [Barack] Obama mentioned, which is particularly assailant in Colorado, a very complicated gun story, and I think a political climate that urges people to take issues into their own hands.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com
“Every thing in this world, said my father, is big with jest,--and has wit in it, and instruction too,--if we can but find it out.”
“At concerts, for me, the orchestra was like a painter. It flooded me with all the colours of the rainbow. If the violin came in by itself, I was suddenly filled with gold and fire, and with red so bright I could not remember having seen it on any object.”
“Clothes should be as interesting on the inside as on the outside. Even if you enjoy it totally alone, it's important.”

Source : "Geoffrey Beene" by Veronica Horwell, www.theguardian.com. September 29, 2004.
“Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.”

Source : Jules Feiffer (1963). “Feiffer's Album”
“A large movement covers a small movement”
“I'd love to, she finally said,"on one condition." I steadied myself, hoping it wasn't something too awful. "Yes?" "You have to promise that you won't fall in love with me." I knew she was kidding me by the way she laughed, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Sometimes, I had to admit, Jamie had a pretty good sense of humor. I smiled and gave her my word.”

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