"Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!"

-- Norm MacDonald

#Men Quotes #Ridiculous Quotes #Foolish Quotes

“What was a slap for ten pages of escapism, ten pages far from everything that made him unhappy, ten pages of real life instead of the monotony that other people called the real world?”
“My life contains so many other things; I have my children, my grandchildren, my two dogs and a big place in the country. I have my own life.”

Source : "Abba's Agnetha Fältskog returns - and unravels the mystery of her silence" by John Lucas, www.theguardian.com. March 13, 2013.
“Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of fanatical young idealist: at one moment holding forth, with tears in his eyes, about the need for universal love; at the next, furiously denouncing the morons, crooks and bigots who did not see eye to eye with him. It is very natural and very human behaviour. But it is not superhuman.”
“There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy's gun.”
“My daddy always said being brave wasnâ€™t not being scared. Being brave was keeping going when you were.”

Source : Susan Crandall (2014). “Whistling Past the Graveyard”, p.182, Simon and Schuster
“When the Iron doesn't want to come off the mat, it's the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn't teach you anything.”
“The work of the Spirit is to impart life, to implant hope, to give liberty, to testify of Christ, to guide us into all truth, to teach us all things, to comfort the believer, and to convict the world of sin.”
“I would like my Dad to be alive so he could see what I am.”

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