"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

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Steven Wright

#Light Quotes #Car Quotes #People Quotes

“Satori - in the awakening from a dream. Awakening and self-realization and seeing into one's own being - these are synonymous.”
“Talent is like a seed which needs fertile soil. There is no less talent now, there is less fertile soil to nourish it.”
“Do good work and let that speak for itself. Don't waste time arguing with someone. Instead, show them in your work. That's easier said than done, but it really is the best solution. No one can argue with good work.”
“If we are ever to become what we might have been, we must cease being who we've become.”
“I think graphic novels are closer to prose than film, which is a really different form.”
“I don't believe in paying full price for clothing.”
“I have the easiest job in the world! It's an excuse to get up there, goof around and have fun.”

Source : Interview with Nick Orlando, www.broadwayworld.com. March 16, 2006.
“I exhort you, press on in your course, and exhort all men that they may be saved.”

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