"If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will."

-- Greg Behrendt

“I've received some English-speaking scripts, but I was not interested in them.”
“The good news is that because terrorist groups rely so heavily on the internet, it offers new avenues for the U.S. and its allies to fight them.”

Source : "Cyber Bombs Reshape U.S. Battle Against Terrorism". "All Things Considered" with Kelly Mcevers, www.npr.org. September 12, 2016.
“The vast waterfall of history pours down, and a few obituarists fill teacups with the stories.”

Source : "Marilyn Johnson: The Dead Beat: Lost Souls, Lucky Stiffs, And The Perverse Pleasures Of Obituaries" by Kyle Ryan, www.avclub.com. March 21, 2006.
“The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death.”
“I've always been heavily influenced by classical music, mostly by baroque music.”
“Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying.”

Source : "Fears of a clown". Interview with Amy Raphael, www.theguardian.com. March 30, 2003.
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
“Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.”

Source : Interview with Jim White, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2002.

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