"I'm a realist all the way. I'm too cynical to be an optimist. But I've lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Cynical Quotes #Too Much Quotes #Way Quotes

“I've always been good at putting things behind meâ€“I fall apart, do my crying bit, and then put it away and move on.”

Source : "Marathon mum" by Duncan Mackay, www.theguardian.com. December 8, 2007.
“History is no criminal court”

Source : Leopold von Ranke (1981). “The secret of world history: selected writings on the art and science of history”, Fordham Univ Pr
“I had a really regular progression--and this is really pleasant, I think--because I had small parts in TV movies, then bigger parts in TV movies, and then small parts in films. And I think this allows you to get...experience of the set and to get familiar with [the process]. And as I had a really slow progression, I think it really helped me to stay lucid and not get carried away.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Every social need, such as the need for friendship, must be a party to its own satisfaction: I cannot passively find my friend as a ready-made friend; a ready-made human being he may be, but his friendship for me I must help to create by my own active resolve.”

Source : William Ernest Hocking, Ph.D. (1912). “The Meaning of God in Human Experience”
“The kind of environment that we developed Google in, the reason that we were able to develop a search engine, is the web was so open. Once you get too many rules, that will stifle innovation.”

Source : "Web freedom faces greatest threat ever, warns Google's Sergey Brin" by Ian Katz, www.theguardian.com. April 15, 2012.
“An educated man must have a "curiosity in exploring the unfamiliar and unexpected, an open-mindedness in entertaining opposing points of view, tolerance for the ambiguity that surrounds so many important issues, and a willingness to make the best decisions he can in the face of uncertainty and doubt".”
“While we wait for God to work for us, God is waiting to work through us.”
“Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.”

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