"He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license."

-- Milton Berle

#Writing Quotes #Poetic Quotes

“I'm trying to give people an idea of what black looks like and what white looks like before I introduce them to gray.”

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“The scientific method of examining facts is not peculiar to one class of phenomena and to one class of workers; it is applicable to social as well as to physical problems, and we must carefully guard ourselves against supposing that the scientific frame of mind is a peculiarity of the professional scientist.”
“The liberation of the earth, the liberation of women, the liberation of all humanity is the next step of freedom we need to work for, and it's the next step of peace that we need to create.”
“Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight”
“I just do things because I fancy the parts and the directors.”
“Only the ephemeral is of lasting value.”
“If we succeed with something, that is only because others are in need of what e have produced. And the more success we have with something, the more people require that we express it. So it goes without saying, as a result of this we in principle never win out, others win. We always lose”
“Donâ€™t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!”

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