"I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Home Quotes #Hair Quotes

“I'm fortunate enough not to be poor, and I'm not a bad tipper.”

Source : "Shepard Smith: What I've Learned (with Video!)" by Mark Warren, www.esquire.com. December 15, 2008.
“Truth does not become more true by virtue of the fact that the entire world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world disagrees with it.”
“We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didnâ€™t even notice that there was a fireworks displayâ€¦ â€¦I guess because weâ€™d been making fireworks of our own.”
“Hope in gates, hope in spoons, hope in doors, hope in tables, no hope in daintiness and determination. Hope in dates.”
“All anyone asks for is a chance to work with pride.”
“An emaciated gospel leads to emaciated worship”

Source : Greg Gilbert, D. A. Carson (2010). “What Is the Gospel?”, p.14, Crossway
“It's important for me to have my family close.”
“Federal nutrition programs are the first line of defense for food insecure Americans, but do not meet all of the needs of everyone who needs help.”

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