"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

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Source : "A Few Tips for the Graduates". The Topeka Capital-Journal, abcnews.go.com. May 20, 2007.

Robert Orben

#Funny Quotes #Graduation Quotes #Education Quotes

“At the moment we've only got 16 first-team players and my initials stand for Mick McCarthy, not Merlin the Magician (the new Wolves manager gets the excuses in early!)”
“Behind every great fortune, there lies a great crime”
“The empty swing set reminds us of this-- that bad won't be bad forever, and what is good can sometimes last a long, long time.”
“I love research. I'd go so far as to say I'm a research fanatic.”
“Don't just read it; fight it! Ask your own questions, look for your own examples, discover your own proofs. Is the hypothesis necessary? Is the converse true? Where does the proof use the hypothesis?”

Source : "I Want to be a Mathematician: An Automathography". Book by Paul Halmos, 1985.
“When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The poor never have enough for themselves ... but always have enough to give away.”

Source : Joseph Girzone (1995). “Joshua”, p.54, Simon and Schuster
“The awareness of our environment came progressively in all countries with different outlets.”

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