"Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

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“New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.”
“I believe in the unlimited power of women in the context of science and engineering.”
“I have to take what I say and make it heavy, so every single bar means something. And there's no riddles in my rhymes. Every single word means something.”

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“I was depressed. I was just depressed. I did not want to be a Pittsburgh Steeler because I knew of the record.”
“Gifford Pinchot points out that in colonial and pioneer days the forest was a foe and an obstacle to the settler. It had to be cleared away... But [now] as a nation we have not yet come to have a proper respect for the forest and to regard it as an indispensable part of our resources-one which is easily destroyed but difficult to replace; one which confers great benefits while it endures, but whose disappearance is accompanied by a train of evil consequences not readily foreseen and positively irreparable.”
“I have to say that Donald Trump is on probably about the 13th minute of fame.”

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“. . . it seems to me certain that more people are killed out of righteous stupidity than out of wickedness.”
“Honesty is the cornerstone of character.”

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