"The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him."

-- Jay Leno

#War Quotes #Hero Quotes #Mean Quotes

“It was like the Wizard of Oz had spoken, and what he said was too ludicrous to take seriously.”
“Dulness! whose good old cause I yet defend, With whom my muse began, with who shall end.”
“I'm not fighting for the Marlboro-ization of marijuana.”
“Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada.”
“We can no longer speak of a bourne from which no traveler e'er returns. The middle wall of partition has been broken down and the boundary become but an invisible line by the resurrection of Christ. That He who died has been raised again and ever lives in the form of a complete humanity is the fundamental fact in the revelation of the Christian doctrine of immortality.”
“I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.”
“Love is a spy who is plotting treason, In league with that warm, red rebel, the Heart.”
“This is a huge decision [to choose advisers and Secretary of State]. This is where he [Donald Trump] has the least experience and will have to rely on people with experience.”

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