"I'm definitely hesitant wearing shorts during the summer. Like for a pale person, you know, summer - everyone in the world is so excited for summer, but pale people, we're just like, oh no."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Summer Quotes #People Quotes #World Quotes

“When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.”
“Love is a dangerous commodity-fraught with peril,”
“Opportunity seldom come along and knock you on the Head.”
“It comes with it, this is my work and all the media thing is just a big bonus for me. I'm just enjoying being in the spotlight right now so it's not a big deal for me.”

Source : Source: www.telegraph.co.uk
“Diligence means to be keen in matters of virtue and justice, but worldly people use diligence to solve their economic difficulties. Frugality means to have little desire for material goods, but worldly people use frugality as a cover for stinginess. Thus do watchwords of enlightened life turn into tools for the private business of small people. What a pity!”
“No, we didn't shoot... in the ones that I did there were hardly any sex... there were suggestions of sex scenes but we never actually shot a sex scene as such.”
“It is not by great acts but by small failures that freedom dies. The sense of justice dies slowly in a people. They grow used to the unthinkable, and sometimes they may look back and even wonder when things changed. They will not find a day or a time or a place. Justice and liberty die quietly, because men first learn to ignore injustice and then no longer recognize it.”
“So, regardless of what they do, we have to play like weâ€™re capable of playing. Thatâ€™s a greater challenge in itself, but thatâ€™s really what weâ€™re after.”

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