"Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane."

-- Johnny Vegas

#Witty Quotes #Airports Quotes #Finding Yourself Quotes

“Read like a wolf eats.”
“The reason I love comics more than anything else is that the longest story will be just a few pages. With a novel, it takes so many pages to get to one thing happening.”
“When a man leaves you notes saying he loves you, or asks how your day was - and then listens - you feel special.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Good men make good rhinoceroses, unfortunately.”
“Stones are raw, they blunt my paw, but words will never hurt me.”
“I firmly believe in music being as free as possible. Unlocked. Shared and spread. In order for artists to survive and create, their audiences need to step up and directly support them.”
“'Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight.”

Source : Arthur Cleveland Coxe (1842). “Halloween: A Romaunt”, p.13
“Any fear associated with giving to God's kingdom is irrational. It's on par with a farmer who, out of fear of losing his seed, refuses to plant his fields.”

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