"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"

-- Jay Leno

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“Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.”
“If there is no point in the universe that we discover by the methods of science, there is a point that we can give the universe by the way we live, by loving each other, by discovering things about nature, by creating works of art. And thatâ€”in a way, although we are not the stars in a cosmic drama, if the only drama we're starring in is one that we are making up as we go along, it is not entirely ignoble that faced with this unloving, impersonal universe we make a little island of warmth and love and science and art for ourselves. That's not an entirely despicable role for us to play.”

Source : "The Faith of Scientists: In Their Own Words". Book edited by Nancy K. Frankenberry, 2008.
“Maybe I'm being selfish, but I choose you." He leaned over, lips brushing mine as he whispered, "I always choose you.”
“So I use a tape recorder a lot to record ideas.”
“I read books when I have time. I probably spend a third of the time watching TV, and the rest of it is reading, but I read.”
“I think that most of us instinctively avoid people with mental illness.”
“To be authentic literally means to be your own author.”
“I think the Lewis and Clark Expedition was the greatest undertaking in American History. I think landing a man on the moon pales next to it.”

Source : "An Interview with Kathryn Lasky about The Journal of Augustus Pelletier: The Lewis and Clark Expedition". Interview with Richard F. Abrahamson, www.scholastic.com.

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