"Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #San Francisco Quotes #Parent Quotes

“The sacrifice of pleasures is of course itself a pleasure.”

Source : Muriel Spark (2014). “Loitering with Intent”, p.42, New Directions Publishing
“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Making people believe the unbelievable is no trick; it's work. ... Belief and reader absorption come in the details: An overturned tricycle in the gutter of an abandoned neighborhood can stand for everything.”
“I like any place that isn't here.”
“The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility - all make for a one-in-a-billion individual.”
“I've heard people say that 'The Blair Witch Project' is a feminist movie because there's a woman in charge and I've heard it called a completely anti-feminist movie because this woman screws everything up. Who cares really? It's just a movie.”
“If you want the love of the people, stop running after it. The more you chase it, the more it escapes you. Love doesn't come from the people. It comes from God.”
“Power will go to the hands of rascals, rogues, freebooters; all Indian leaders will be of low calibre & men of straw. They will have sweet tongues & silly hearts. They will fight amongst themselves for power & India will be lost in political squabbles. A day would come when even air & water would be taxed in India.”

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