"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

-- George Burns

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“For me there are no answers, only questions, and I am grateful that the questions go on and on. I don't look for an answer, because I don't think there is one. I'm very glad to be the bearer of a question.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“I'm a competitor and a very proud man. If a guy beats me once, he'll have to do it again to make me believe him.”
“Yet I saw crypts when I looked at him, and I heard the beat of kettledrums. I saw torchlit fields where I had never been, heard vague incantations, felt the heat of raging fires on my face. And they didn't come out of him, these visions. Rather I drew them out on my own. Yet I never had Nicolas, mortal or immortal, been so alluring. Never had Gabrielle held me so in thrall. Dear God, this is love. This is desire. And all my past amours have been but the shadow of this." â€” Lestat de Lioncourt”
“Publication is almost certainly a punishment for having written a book.”
“I don't need anyone to hold me, I can hold my own.”
“I wouldn't say personally that I have problems communicating with men - though I'm not sure what the men would say.”
“Silly me, Mr. Butterfingers.”

Source : "WWE results and recap: Dean Ambrose shining after The Shield's breakup, and more Raw lessons" by Alistair McGeorge, www.mirror.co.uk. June 24, 2014.
“But knowing that you had gone wrong, and knowing how you had gone wrong, were not the same thing as knowing how to put it right.”

Source : John Lanchester (2012). “Capital”, p.228, Faber & Faber

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