"Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. Theyâ€™re called campaign promises."

-- Jay Leno

#Memories Quotes #Years Quotes #Brain Quotes

“Would it not be strange if a universe without purpose accidentally created humans who are so obsessed with purpose?”
“The fact speak for themselves.”
“You must unite your constituents around a common cause and connect with them as human beings.”
“I'd just like to say "thank you" to President Bush and to the men and women of the US military, who by the New York Times' own admission took out a terror-sponsoring regime in Iraq that could have constructed a nuclear weapon within months, as soon as sanctions were lifted enough for them to obtain sufficient fissile material.”

Source : Little Green Footballs weblog, November 03, 2006.
“What I like about writing is the sense of godlike power it gives you.”
“Talk about the flag or drugs or crime (never about race or class or justice) and follow the yellow brick road to the wonderful land of consensus. In place of honest argument among consenting adults the politicians substitute a lullaby for frightened children: the pretense that conflict doesn't really exist, that we have achieved the blessed state in which we no longer need politics.”

Source : Lewis H. Lapham (1995). “Hotel America: Scenes in the Lobby of the Fin-de-siècle”, p.18, Verso
“Tomorrow everybody - or practically everybody - will have had the education of the upper class of yesterday, and will expect equivalent opportunities. That is why we face the problem of making every kind of job meaningful and capable of satisfying every educated man.”
“It was no great tragedy being Judy Garland's daughter. I had tremendously interesting childhood years - except they had little to do with being a child.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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